Kaylah Hodgins (:

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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dnclrk:

airpi:

A POLITE DOGE has approached you

  • ACCEPT TEA
  • REFUSE TEA

You have ACCEPTED TEA

The DOGE IS PLEASED

LOOK AT IT

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katara:

unedified:

katara:

How do you tell someone they gained weight and are uglier

you don’t because that is very unnecessarily mean and hurtful :)

I did it anyway

it’s people like you that make society so fucked up

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book-hoarder:

unfamiliararchetype:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Oh my god. This is literally stunning

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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

t0rn4do:

we-all-share-one-moon:

which-ever-way-the-wind-blows:

see-what-the-future-holds:

love245667:

I don’t care if you’re a Bieber blog, a hipster blog, a fashion blog, a summer blog, any kind of blog, you will reblog this. This won’t ruin your blogs look, it will show that you actually have a heart and care for people like this.

I reblog this every single time it’s on my dashboard. Imagine how sad it is to be in that man’s position. I bet anything people just pass him by and don’t give him anything; if they’re immature enough they’d take the little he may have in that can. A shame.

Do you guys know the story behind this? Well this man had the sign saying ‘I’m blind, please help’. But he wasn’t getting much money from people passing by. A woman came along and changed his sign to ‘Its a beautiful day and I can’t see it’. This changed the way people saw the poor blind man and started giving him money.

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thehemospectrum:

thepedospectrum:

thehemospectrum:

louisharrystylinson:

thehemospectrum:

what if our fingers were only as long as our toes

image

I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

i think this is getting a little

out of hand

i love you

This makes me extremely uncomfortable.

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starxapple:

starxapple:

my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen 

update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”  

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